Batty Bourbon Brunch
Tag line “Was it good for you” tells me you know Happy Endings means blow jobs.

PARENTING FAIL

PARENTING FAIL

likeabauce:

What do we call the science of classifying living things? 
Racism

likeabauce:

What do we call the science of classifying living things? 

Racism

Precious dog rescued from Michael Vick’s house! Look at her strut!
nightlifepromosinc:

Model: Caroline Oladipo @ Richmond Animal League / Studio 8 Fashion Show - 4/3/11
www.rvafashionweek.com/uncrated-recreated
Photography courtesy of TD Wehle - www.tdwehle.com

Precious dog rescued from Michael Vick’s house! Look at her strut!

nightlifepromosinc:

Model: Caroline Oladipo @ Richmond Animal League / Studio 8 Fashion Show - 4/3/11

www.rvafashionweek.com/uncrated-recreated

Photography courtesy of TD Wehle - www.tdwehle.com

getoutamyheadandintomycar:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.
THE ULTIMATE G
BAMF.

getoutamyheadandintomycar:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

THE ULTIMATE G

BAMF.

Utah Jazz Mascot picks a fight with Cleveland Cavs fan & then does a victory dance as the other guy is escorted out.

I haven’t posted in a long time…. whats good?

BRUNCH: SUNDAY DEC 12

Every Sunday the RVABrunchClub meets someone in the fan or downtown and dishes out $20+ (usually $40+) dollars a piece for drinks, food and fun company.

This week I am hosting brunch at my house in hopes that everyone will feel compelled to donate their brunch money to Bucks4Barker. For more info on the click here http://www.facebook.com/james.j.humphreys#!/BucksForBarker

Please come to my house anytime between 11-2 ( I know how most of you like to roll in late.) I’m purchased enough food to feed an army and I’m cooking up a storm. SERIOUSLY TONS OF FOOD - COME EAT!!!

1509 Kemper Street - EAT DRINK & GET AWESOME!

Here is the menu:

Breakfast Casserole: Eggs, Sausage, Cheese

Crab-Meltaways: Lump Crab & melted cheese on Baguette

Fruit Salad: Strawberries, Raspberries, blueberries, apples, bananas, pineapple

Shrimp cocktail, bacon, Roasted Breakfast Potatos, Cinnamin Rolls, Biscuits, (vegetarian sausage for Kristel)

I HAVE OJ & BLOODY MARY MIX (bring champagne&vodka)